People named Marc who shut off notifications are lame
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Mar 13 @ 12:00 AM
Why did Marc turn off email notifications?
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He already knows everything (he's basically omniscient)
His inbox was too crowded with fan mail
He's afraid of commitment
He just doesn't care 🤷
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Mar 13 @ 12:00 AM
What is Marc doing right now instead of reading his notifications?
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Blissfully ignoring everyone
Staring at a wall, finally at peace
Telling people to 'just Slack him'
Writing a strongly worded email about emails
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Mar 13 @ 12:00 AM
How many unread emails does Marc have?
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Zero — he's a monster who archives everything
1–100 (he's a casual)
101–1,000 (a little concerning)
10,000+ (pure chaos)
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Mar 13 @ 12:00 AM
What will it take to get Marc's attention?
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A carrier pigeon
A skywriter above his house
Showing up in person with snacks
Nothing. Marc is unreachable. Marc is free.
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Mar 13 @ 12:00 AM
Rate Marc's decision to turn off notifications on a scale of Rude to Iconic
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Extremely Rude
Mildly Rude
Honestly Understandable
Totally Iconic
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Mar 13 @ 12:00 AM
Will Marc ever turn his notifications back on?
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Yes, he'll come around
No, he's gone dark forever
Only if there's a pizza emoji involved
He never had them on to begin with
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